Trailer Show: Super 8, Leonard part 6, Love Wedding Marriage, No Strings Attached, Friends With Benefits.

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We started with some mysterious movie and mysterious happenings on Mystery Island, USA with Super 8. The new movie from that guy who makes those mysterious movies and TV shows, where the characters live by candlelight and make all their deals in the dark... INTRIGUE!!!

Up next was Leonard part 6, which to me looks like one of the most ambitious films of the last 30 years. I don't know why people aren't worshipping this gem and wearing old Leonard t-shirts.

The next movie is best summed up by the following review on Rotten Tomatoes

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That hit the nail on the head. Bryan and I couldn't even watch the whole trailer, we started talking about bungholes or whatever we normally talk about halfway through.

Next is a double trouble movie conspiracy. All you need to know is that there are two movies out this year about steaming hot young sex machines out there just doin' the sex all over each other with no commitments. But you know how messy that can be! It's a lesson in life, love, and growing up. Why did they need to do it twice? 

 

 

Also I had 2 problems that arose during this show. Ludacris, you are in the movie No Strings Attached, why? Don't do this to yourself, I hope money isn't that tight. I would have been willing to host a Murder Rebel Radio donation drive if you needed the $38.00 that bad. Justin Timberlake aka the cute little ham at the eight year old birthday party, get the fuck out. You are almost 30 and still doing your impersonation of rap music like it's preposterous for a mickey mouse club member to talk in "street lingo".

- Brett

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Watching trailer with Brett and Bryan: The Help, The Change Up, Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark, Cobra, Demolition Man.

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This week was a weird one and we added two classic trailers. The help is ridiculous but we nailed it. You are watching this movie thinking that you would know better back then and would be one of the good white people fighting for equal rights. Well if you listen to top 40 radio and show up to work every day on time you are just the type of person that went along with racism. Don't kid yourself white lady in the suburbs driving a land rover. The change up managed to break the wildly successful freaky friday template into the 30 years old male market by feeding into the idea of every spineless schlub that hates his wife and get's treated like shit at work. Don't be afraid of the dark... don't worry, we're not. Finally we did a double classic Sly trailer feature and decided that he is just a badass. Nothing else to say.

 

 

 

 

 

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Watching trailer with Brett and Bryan: Conan, Priest, Bad Teacher, XXX 2

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We addressed our issue with hollywood revelaing too many of the secrets of monsters that used to terrify us. Like sand people, vampires and especially zombies. Stop being lazy and get some new shit to terrify us. Brett worked his hardest to get Bryan to overlook the potions and wizards in Conan so he could appreciate seeing justice served out with the edge of a sword. I doubt it worked because he insisted we do XXX for our "classic" trailer this week. If a gun is being fired Bryan instantly turns into some wide eyed child who dreams of explosions and wanton destruction. Priest suprised us both with it's allure of quitting your job and becoming a rogue vampire mercenary. Bad teacher is just a fucking piece of garbage, I'm not going to even do my cutesy little sarcstic act for that one. Finally in a twist of events someone uploaded the XXX 2 trailer as the first one so we found out later on that Ice Cube had to get the same tattoo as Vin Diesel and wear all his old clothes like a junior varsity action star

- Brett

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