The Rich, Lazy, Corporate Douchebags From South Park Apologize.

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Some of my blogs suck. Sometimes the show can be a bit off. I bomb when I do stand up comedy sometimes, but I have never stolen anybody's material. Of course it wouldn't matter much if I did because I don't have a base of fans who think I am brilliant.

South Park, on the other hand, does have an inexplicably large, vocal audience. I have heard jackasses talk about their brilliance on television, my twitter feed fills up with kudos every week when they mix poop with Lady Gaga or any other celebrity/bodily function combination. This week the boys tackled Inception.

Well, they didn't tackle Inception as much as they copied a collegehumor.com sketch from August. (which is when a person would still remember the details of the movie)

Which is exactly why I wrote my original South Park blog. They are fucking lazy, and now they have been caught snatching material from the people on the internet that aren't doing this shit so that they will sell their fucking t-shirts at Wal-Mart.

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/10/22/inception-parodies-seem-to-share-more-than-inspiration/?src=tptw

Filed under  //   Comedy Central   Inception   South Park   collegehumor   comedy   hack   thief  
Posted October 23, 2010 by mrrbryan 
 

I Can't Imagine That Anybody Likes...Part 3: South Park

Who is South Park even made for?  It irritates me that people think that this is what passes for brilliant social commentary. Let me give you an example of what I hear when South Park is on.

Cartoon kid: "Tom Cruise doody pee."

Poorly written rural stereotype: "I'm so stupid, I am not smart like people who live near tall buildings"

Cartoon kid: "Cultural touchstone that the fans that are being talked down to will understand, poop, diarreah, pee pee."

Why the fuck do we let these two jackasses make fun of us? What have they done to deserve this privelege? All they do is the same thing that Adam Sandler does for 20 minutes and then they have some dumb construction paper cartoon preach to us for 2 minutes. It is great that they think that people need a speech at the end to tell them what the fuck they just watched. They don't trust that we are able to decipher what an election between a "giant douche" and a "turd sandwich" is supposed to mean to us in the real world where we have trouble figuring out childishly ham handed metaphors?

South Park is everything that I hate about cartoons and comedy writers. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are on the outside looking in. They think that they are smarter than you and that they are showing you something that you have never thought of. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES SUCK. We also know that Scientology is wacky, thanks for blowing the lid off of that one.

So stop watching South Park, it is safe, corporate rebellion. Be a real rebel, stop taking shit from your boss, stop talking about who Tom Cruise is fucking, and stop watching fucking cartoons. You're an adult.

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Filed under  //   Jokes   Poop   South Park   Stupid   cartoons   lazy  
Posted October 13, 2010 by mrrbryan