Brett, Bryan and Adam did a show this week. The week of New Years Eve, we are so fucking dedicated. We are working on the new work week, not so much the work weeks, but the global definition of a week. It will be a revolutionary act. Also we will be on the lookout for stories about people with a hot curling iron in the ass. Review us on iTunes.
Adam, Bryan and Brett talked shit for like an hour this week. When you don't do news stories anymore it kind of makes it hard to remember what you talked about. I will say that I (Bryan) have a job interview today and I may walk out if there is a drug test so you'll have that story this week. Next week's show is going to be a Halloween party. See, we can do everything that regular radio guys do, but ours will be better, or you will get your money back and a punch in the fucking teeth. The punch won't be out of anger though, just sadness that we didn't satisfy you. Like when your dad would punch you in the back of the head after a shitty day at work. Get us on iTunes and review us. Also, don't vote, it is a waste of time and energy, and you look like an asshole in the voting booth.
(This is the photo that caught my eye when I typed in the word realism)
I am done with "being realistic" (surprise surprise). With accepting that 'everything in this world sucks' and people are always trying to fuck you over. Thats not true, 5 guys did it 100 years ago and told their kids and extended family to keep doing the same. Those psychotic "business barons" decided they wouldnt be happy until everyone was working 20 hour days for them.
The nail in the coffin is when we decided to start doing it to each other. What benefit do we have of thinking that our neighbors are plotting to blowup the world because they sit on a carpet 5 times a day? It's this very acceptance that governement and the world are out to just absolutely decimate us that we can't speak to people. Your job, the governement and everyone around just has this giant bullseye on you apparently??? Bullshit!! No one would gain anything by ruining your life, maybe the kid who you de-pantsed in gym class would get some sweet vindication out of it but there really isn't anyone out there who is so outraged by the way you live your life. Why would a person who thinks everything you are doing will get you sent to the very depths of hell be that concerned with you?
This blog was a bit scatter brained but I was feeling a little outraged with the shitty attitudes of some people to assume there are secret groups out there constantly working against everything we do and trying to kill us. Anyways tomorrow is Monday, meaning most of you will be at work. Might I recommend you listen to MRR 61: The kind Of Guy Who Plays With A yo-yo when he skates on the way or during. We tore apart the skating rink for a bit. Now when you are a child you aren't to worried about fermented milk smashed into carpets but at some point you take off the blinders and realize that you regularly saw people bleed at the skating rink.
