We did a lot of party planning. Christmas in July is one that will test your endurance while the party animal party will test you mentally. Sit back and get an egg nog and a lamp shade for your head and review us on iTunes. Come love us.
Dinner and a movie? No way, homes. Grab a cup of
coffee? Maybe if we're throwing it in a granny's face. I'd love to go to
that wussy indie rock CD release show but only if you're intending to
hijack the sound system to play Ministry, or maybe some really
alienating Frank Zappa album. Maybe we'll check out a weak electropop
dance set with the intention of putting a pizza on the turntable? I want
to party like a Gremlin and you should too. Here are some date ideas
that will definitely win my heart.
1.) Busting out windows of abandoned buildings: this is mostly just
fun because of the noise it makes. Plus there's lots of opportunities to
see crackheads sleeping, drug deals, and squatter street kids doing the
lord's work at 3am.
2.) Spray painting under any one of Portland's bridges: this tells me
a graffiti charge won't scare you, that you like expressing yourself,
and maybe you'll help me with a wheat paste vandal spree once things get
a little more serious.
3) Throwing eggs off of the overpass: some jerk reminded me that this
is a good way to cause a fatal car accident so now I can't remember
what I was going to say about it. Maybe we should skip this one. :(
4) Dine and dash: this will probably happen when we're in the middle
of the desert, we've eaten breakfast at 4am, and we've now got the
energy to run to your 80s luxury sedan.
5) Cockfights: I don't think these exist in Portland but we might as well ask around, eh?
6) Stealing parking cones: for decorating our future underground fighting venue.
7) Drinking in an alley: probably Four loko.
8) Shop lifting competition: the more useful the items, the better. A truck stop is a good location.
9) Public urination: probably goes hand-in-hand with the Four loko.
10) Firecrackers, dynamite, and roman candles: we'll find a sketchy neighborhood and set these off, then pedal away.
I have some other good ones but I realized that it's hard to drive a motorcycle when you've got Edward 40-hands.
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