Nothing makes me want pizza more than the thought of dicks and pussies in mouths.
Did you know that when there are 3 TGIFridays in a 5 mile radius there are 3 streams of income stolen from 3 members of our community?
Without the chain restaurant our citizens would have to rely on providing a dining experience to the community. There are plenty of people who could absolutely get by successfully on the food they cook up, I can think of 4 or 5 people off the top of my head who could turn their food into something people would clamor over. I can also think of 10 times more chain restaurants I could gut with a firebomb so that someone else could step in (we must re purpose our current buildings). We failed when we demanded safeness in our dining. We wanted to make sure that if we leave our little bubble in the armpit of the United States that we will be able to get a "ranchero blaster steak with buffalo sauce and kickin 'jack cheese" anywhere we are (within 5 miles of course, and if there isn't just build another). So a bunch of fucking suits stepped in and took charge, and they decided they could take frozen food from the grocery store and just cook it at a really loud annoying atmosphere. You know what they gave us?? For me it was just bloody diarrhea.Stop thinking that you can't venture out on your own. The bar these suits set is so low it's laughable.
