Is Glee real? I hate musicals. All of them including the ones that people say are good. I guess I don't have one of those fancy show business backgrounds that enables me to like it. If the first movie I ever saw was a musical, I would have given up on film as an art form during the ramped up dialouge that leads into some fruity song.
Why has Hollywood kept these relics of an era where just seeing and hearing people on a screen was mind blowing? We are jaded now. Show me something that either moves me in a real way, or blow up a fucking aircraft carrier. What kind of an asshole still gets excited by singing and dancing? It's just gyrations and dramatic yelling. It kind of makes me wish that I had taken up the cause of being the greatest song and dance man of all time, and the second that someone proclaimed it, I would retire before it was ever put on film.
I will probably continue this in a series that I will call "I Can't Imagine Why Anybody Likes..."