The pumpkin patch is a place for carnie's to retire
So it turns out that the local pumpkin patch was a carnie retirement scam all along.
All they did was take a bunch of extra fencing and section off a field so there appeared to be a variety of activities. They bought a roll of tickets so you felt like you were getting something when they handed your money over.
The tractor driver is a burnt out ex games operator who walked in front of the wrong dart.
The actual patch was a field of treasure just like we mentioned in murder rebel radio 60. Basically any pumpkin on a vine was black and rotten, but there were perfectly fine walmart grade pumpkins strewn throughout the field.
Of course the hay barn is just being allowed the privilege to play on top of the animal feed.
We talked about it in greater length on last nights show, listen in to hear the full report. Also, remember how you wanted to me to remind you of the feed address so you could subscribe to the show? Here it is. http://feeds.feedburner.com/murderrebelradio
