My Solution for the Problem of Cyberbullying

There used to be a way of dealing with fucking cocksucking snitches.  It was called shame, you would ostracize them for the rest of their time in school.  It was the teenage equivalent of a life sentence.  One of the harshest sentences a person can receive.  For some reason when we get out of high school we drop all of our codes.  Those people get rewarded with a management position.  Not a real management position, the type where he is in charge of people who don't really give a fucking fuck about their job so that he can snitch on them to human resources.  They are rewarded with a little bit more money and the promise that they will move up in the company (they won't).

The reason that I am writing about this is that one of these guys started a company.  That company is called "Social Intelligence"  and here is their website http://www.socialintelligencehr.com/ .  These assholes are a wonderful company of people who look through all of the employees and potential employees of a company's Twitter, Facebook, Linkedin, and Myspace profiles and build some kind of personality profile.  What they do is see if you have any gang affiliation, (meaning they see if you are black, you know they aren't allowed to ask it, but these people have codes) or if you make poor decisions (Do you remember that time you got drunk and had a picture taken of you?  Bad decision.)

We shouldn't be putting up with this shit.  We should be outside of their building with pitchforks and torches.  These people are the reason that we have to be afraid to express ourselves on the internet.  The rules of polite society used to not apply here.  We used to be able to talk shit, and have fun but now there are snitches compiling everything and taking it out of context.  These are the same people that made life off of the internet boring.  They are the reason that you can't say "union" at your job.  They are the reason that there has to be a dress code.  They get offended when you talk about something that they aren't used to hearing.  Fuck those people, they are the minority.  The majority of us love talking shit, getting fucked up and driving without a stupid seatbelt on.  Lets take the country back from the snitches.  I say we start a nice bullying campaign.  We can get all of the homophobes and mean kids that are "cyberbullying" take their focus off of helpless gay kids and give them an appropriate target.  The CEO of Social Intelligence is a good place to start, but how about they punch the fuck out of people that run drug testing clinics every once in awhile too.  We can pay them $16.50 an hour to start and finally harness the power of bullying for good.

We are constantly solving all the worlds problem on Murder Rebel Radio but we get no credit.

Nostalgia is for the Losers.

oThe years after high school ( or as TBS calls them Glory Daze) were great too. Trying to find yourself among the fucking morons that you aligned yourself with simply because they lived close to you, or you grew up with them was great. Going to 18 and up bars trying to look vaguely like you are dancing was a blast. I loved having to find somebody to buy me alcohol and having to hide it. Who could forget the thrill of throwing your first vote in an election away to people with silly names because "politics are for nerds/fags" and you don't know anything about the candidates? 

Adults who claim to identify with the youth of America are either emotionally and intellectually stunted or sad, sad people who feel that their best days are behind them. Being an adult doesn't have to suck, you make it suck because you have the same ideals that your parents (whose lives sucked) have. You can do whatever the fuck you want if you stop trying to get the high score at banking. This obsession with youth is directly connected with that need. You are smarter as an adult, start fucking acting like it and some of those false feelings of freedom that you associate with youth will be real because you are actually in control.

I Can't Imagine Why Anybody Likes...Part 2: Kiss

Do people really like the band Kiss? I know that people like to buy stuff, and Kiss is like the Wal-Mart of bands. It is almost like you are a fan of commerce, not music. You wouldn't seek out the musician who does the music in a McDonald's commercial. Would you put the music from a furniture store advertisement on your mp3 player? No? well then cut the shit, the only reason that Gene Simmons exists is to be a drain on your wallet. He is a parasite of the worst kind. He takes and takes and gives back NOTHING, not an intelligent and interesting worldview, not a new idea on how to do business. I would venture to say that the only ideas that Gene Simmons has ever even thought about were Kiss related. He doesn't strike me as a particularily bright guy.

Now is the time of year where people who are completely out of touch with what is actually happening with music start to cry because Kiss isn't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I thought you were outsiders; now you want to be a part of the club? Not going to happen. Selling lots of bobble heads and pretending to be space aliens and demons is the stuff of children who will grow to be bullied teens.

Stop watching grown men dance around in idiotic makeup with fire around them. How much fucking stimuli do you need? Do you have a mobile that hangs above your head as you watch television?